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How NOT to clean for Passover
I had twelve bottles of whiskey in my cellar and I was instructed by my wife to empty each and every bottle down the sink. So I proceeded with the task.
I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass which I drank. I extracted the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with the exception of one glass which I drank.
I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass which I drank.
I then pulled the cork from the fourth sink and poured the bottle down the glass which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next one and drank one sink out of it and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the glass and poured the cork from the bottle. Thin I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink, and drank the pour.
When I had every thing emptied I steadied the house with one hand, counted the bottles, corks, glasses and sinks with the other which were twenty-nine, and put the houses in the bottle which I drank.
I'm not under the affluence of incahol, but thinkle peep I am. I'm not half so thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelich I don't know who is me, and the drinker I schtand here the longer I get.
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from the April 2006 Edition of the Jewish Magazine
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